The other day I got in spring fever mode and I pulled out all my swimsuits and even ordered a new one (I have a weird habit of buying swimsuits; I just seriously love to buy them) But my happy mood quickly evaporated once I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. Holy Buckets! My bum/thights look no bueno. Quickly, I did 5-6 squats. "That should do it!" I told myself, and ventured back to the mirror. I must be mistaken, after a few side looks, back to the behind look and whelp, still looks flabby as can be. That's so weird because I just did a 5-6 squats. LOL
After that I put all my swimsuits back into the dark recesses of my drawers and went into depression mode. After depression mode, I went into get-to-work mode (which means more than 5 squats) and I started exercising 3-4 times a week. For about 2 weeks. Then it dwindled. Then I asked some super healthy body builder friends what to do about my flabby thighs and butt and they told me it's largely diet. " Crap!" Back to depression mode. They suggested eating a lot less sugar and drinking a ton of water.
So I did it. I've been drinking water (and going pee-pee-deep) non-stop. I also cut out a lot of sugar. Which is super hard for me. It's basically my main food group. And then I got sick. And now, I'm blaming it on all the good food and water drinking I've been doing. Because when I ate sugar non-stop I felt healthy as a horse.
It's time for a trip to the store because I NEED candy! Also, I've cancelled all swimming exhibitions this summer and returned the new suit I bought because candy is better than a nice butt. Also, have any of you done lipo? I really want the one where they suck all the fat from your butt and put it in your boobs. Whoever thought of that is a genius! Sign me up!